She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
okay pat passed out under dana's car
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
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