when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
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