he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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