I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Why are your pants in the freezer?
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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