I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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