Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
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