we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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