Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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