So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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