Those balls look pretty dangerous.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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