he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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