Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
my mom just threw water on me to get me awake and is screaming "where is my fucking car?!"
you gave me a ride last nite what the hell did you do with it after you left me?
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
Randomize
