Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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