just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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