I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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