hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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