I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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