Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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