"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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