what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
you had me at cake vodka
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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