I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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