I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
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i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
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