I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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