I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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