I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
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