next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Randomize
