I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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