I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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