As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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