Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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