Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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