My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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