In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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