If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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