Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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