4 words: hood of his car
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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