he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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