Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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