so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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