whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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