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dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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