Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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