If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Randomize
