windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
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