she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
then he tried to convert me to islam
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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