I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
