I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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