I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
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