Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
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