You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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