Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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