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So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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