Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Randomize
