I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Randomize
