i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
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You. Win. At. Life.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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