Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I just blew my weed a kiss
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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