haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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